Mammogram Machines & other stuff I needed to get off my chest...

I went for my mammogram this morning.  Oh my, always an adventure!  This was the first time I'd had one with the new 3D one that is supposed to offer less discomfort than the 2D.  Hmmmm, really?  Forget previous torture methods used by our military, I vote that all terrorists have their chest tissue placed in a mammography machine and told when they can or cannot take a breathe.  I think that terrorists would see one comrade be placed in the machine and after that, they would start whipping their wraps off their heads and waving them as surrender flags!

I'm almost positive that on the application for mammography technicians there's a box to check for: Is familiar with a panini sandwich press, George Foreman grill, or screen-printing iron press.  But honestly, the tech I had did her very best to keep me from going into panic mode.  And really, you can't even do much in panic mode when you're locked and loaded into a mammogram! 

I consoled myself with a nice brewed coffee from Im'pressed and a warm lemon muffin.  It took the edge off.  {wink}

Although now in hindsight, I should have skipped the muffin.  

You see, I have gotten razzed for being the only one not wearing a Harley tee when the group goes for a ride.  So I hopped right on Amazon and did some shopping.  I found one, purple w/sparkles.

I ordered an XL.  Amazon/Harley failed to inform that it was an XL for a skinny person......I had no idea that there were extra-large thin people, but apparently there are, go figure?

I could get it on without pliers; however,it just "hugged" me too much for my comfort level.  I have faced the facts that I'm really not a Harley person in the first place.  But I will agree that the rides we take do bring me into a much deeper level in my prayer life!  

♫ Jesus, take the handle bars! ♫  ;)  

Thanks for humoring me as I typed whilst I drank my AdvantEdge Carb Control shake. (It's the lunch you have AFTER you had a lemon muffin.)   {double wink}